I don’t view George Lucas as ‘the Antichrist’, or think that he ‘raped my childhood’, but I can agree with a lot of the sentiment in the trailer for this upcoming documentary. Particularly the evident disappointment in the voice of the subject who reveals Lucas’ ‘pile of scripts’ that he really wanted to make but never did. It’s crazy to make him into a deity for what was 15 years of well-made popcorn films (a period spanning ‘American Graffiti’ to ‘The Last Crusade’), but it’s also clear that his output in recent years has been devoid of the ingenuity and obvious love for storytelling that marked his early works. Perhaps one day he will return to those ‘passion projects’. With his power and wealth, there really seems to be no excuse for him to do so, but fear.
And sure, I’m not accusing him of defiling my childhood but I would like my $15 and two hours back after last years ‘Crystal Skull’ travesty (I’m laying most of the blame on Lucas, not Spielberg, as he was apparently the brains behind the imbecilic plot). This ‘trailer’ is pretty much how I remember the film (spoiler warning):
I still contend that ‘vine swinging with the monkeys’ sequence was the worst part of that film, but this ‘trailer’ reminds me that it has stiff competition.

